Bill From Azeroth

Kill Ten Rats

reminded me of a conversation in a Teamspeak channel that went a bit like:

Eejit: “Hey, you’re Scottish. So am I!”
Me: “Aye, I noticed…”
Eejit: “Where are you from…”
Me: “[smalltown]”
Eejit: “Oh unreal! Me too! I’m [realname], I stay in [somestreet]”
Me: “Hah! I live just round the corner!”
Eejit: “I’ve never seen you around town tho….”

Eh, pal, I’m not REALLY a 7 foot tall cat-man with a sword