Spread Your Wings...
Or some other such tosh.
SOE have left Jar Jar Binks in charge of the seasonal events arrangements again and we have the Ewok Festival of Love, again.
For the third? year in a row the ewoks, little furry gits with rows of sharp teeth and a pretty negative attitude to outsiders, are in town doling out candy, hearts, wings and halos.
Ach, it's all a bit of fun you say but other than Ani's "Are you an angel" can you remember anything in any of the films that hinted at angels? Or ayjits running about in the background with haloes and big frakking wings?
As for the chocolate fountains.. come on, these are furry critters.. you're going to let them within a 100 yards of any sort of sticky food?